Countryways

Gordon the Chicken

Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters, to fertilise the pullets' eggs.

Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Trevor could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. No ...

This place is now even quieter than Over The Gate!

A grandfather appeared in court yesterday charged with two double murders and shouted: “Please don’t judge me!”

this the guy who did two murders yet shows what a coward he is .shows he has two faces .how can you not judge him when he has done these shocking crimes in wales.wales has a lot to answer to john cooper,tom jones and charlotte church

this forum has been far to quiet IM LEAVING to concentrate on my knitting whos coming with me?

Not from my hard drive it hasn't

drinks in a nice boozer just up the road from me, well being Zak he would wouldn't he!
It's rumoured he's really a nice bloke.
Sorry, thought I should share that piece of trivia with you, it is actually true

Everyone must be out havin fun. Spose it is a Friday night, but thought someone might be round for a drink tonight

i know what i am doing sunday now i,ll give the crows a rest and try my hand at this .

i have posted this twice sorry can admin delete one of these threads as i have also posted this in chat section.
cos i thought i had a problem posting it and couldnt find it it was ment in the chat.